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A Hobbit’s Walking Tale by fogisbeautiful

• Miles Walked This Month (Jan 29th-Feb 25th): 52.8 miles
• Total Miles Walked: 1,477.8 miles
• Milestones Reached: Rivendell

“It was on May the First that the two came back at last to the brink of the valley of Rivendell, where stood the Last (or the First) Homely House.”

~The Hobbit, Chapter 19: The Last Stage

We made it back to Rivendell!

We’re so close to being home, you guys! So close! I’m pretty excited 🙂

Anyway, we all know that’s not why you’re reading this blog…so!

Fog’s Cute Animal Of The Month

The cute animal of the month is…

The blue dragon nudibranch! Species name Glaucus atlanticus, aliases include the sea swallow, blue angel, blue glaucus, blue dragon, blue sea slug and blue ocean slug. They’re only about three centimeters long and they have the coolest camouflage! They float on the surface of the water (upside down, hardcore parkour! ;P) so one side is blue to match the color of the ocean from above, and the other side is silver to blend in from underneath!

I gotta be honest though, these little suckers are dangerous af, while also being cute.

Their natural food source is the Portuguese man o’ war, okay? These suckers do not play around! And the reason they’re so dangerous (and you do NOT want to pick one up, okay, just don’t) is that as they are eating the man o’ war, they store the venomous bits in their tendrils, and then concentrate that shit, so it’s even worse! Seriously, these guys are so bad ass, I actually can’t even…

See you guys next time!

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I know this is quite late, but I should be getting back on schedule again this month. Thank you guys for your patience with me! 🙂

A Hobbit’s Walking Tale by fogisbeautiful

• Miles Walked This Month (Dec 27th-Jan 28th): 61.2 miles
• Total Miles Walked: 1,425 miles
• Milestones Reached: Making our way to Rivendell…

“It was spring, and a fair one with mild weathers and a bright sun, before Bilbo and Gandalf took their leave of Beorn, and though he longed for home Bilbo left with regret, for the flowers of the gardens of Beorn were in springtime no les marvellous than in high summer.”

~The Hobbit, Chapter 18: The Return Journey

Well, while Bilbo and Gandalf might have had the luxury of a long stay at Beorn’s, we’re just gonna dive right in and get started on the last leg of this journey in 2018!

Besides, I don’t care to deal with bees as big as my thumb, thanks very much…

And of course, let us not forget the real reason you all read this blog!

Fog’s Cute Animal Of The Month

The cute animal of the month is…

 

Highland cattle. Mostly because, lately, I’ve been feeling this emo-vibe on a deep, spiritual level. Seriously.

But the calves are really adorable. Just look at these fluffy little babies of goodness and light:

 

And sometimes the adults toss the emo-vibe and let the goofiness loose:

 

And if that doesn’t make you feel better about your life, I honestly don’t know what will 🙂 See you guys next time!

 

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I know this is quite late, but I should be getting back on schedule again this month. Thank you guys for your patience with me! 🙂

A Hobbit’s Walking Tale by fogisbeautiful

• Miles Walked This Month (Oct 30th-Dec 26th): 111 miles
• Total Miles Walked: 1,363.8 miles
• Milestones Reached: Beorn’s House

“Yuletide was warm and merry there; and men came from far and wide to feast at Beorn’s bidding.”

~The Hobbit, Chapter 18: The Return Journey

I’m going to consider it a good omen for the new year that we have come to the house of Beorn at Yuletide.

We’re gonna make it through this, guys. We’re gonna make it 🙂

And since this is turning into my shortest blog post of the month, here we have:

Fog’s Cute Animal Of The Month

The cute animal of the month is…

The echidna! Also known as the spiny anteater, they are like the cutest cross between a hedgehog, an anteater, and a mole.

They are one of only four species of mammals in the world that lay eggs, and the babies are called puggles. If that isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever heard in your entire life, then I question your humanity.

See you guys next time!

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A Hobbit’s Walking Tale by fogisbeautiful

• Miles Walked This Month (Sept 25th-Oct 29th):  69.5 miles
• Total Miles Walked: 1,252.8 miles
• Milestones Reached: Edge of Mirkwood

“Anyway by mid-winter Gandalf and Bilbo had come all the way back, along both edges of the Forest, to the doors of Beorn’s house; and there for a while they both stayed.”

~The Hobbit, Chapter 18: The Return Journey

I finally made it! I finally made it around Mirkwood!

Now we’re on to Beorn’s place for a little break and then continuing on home.

Yeah…we’ll see how those famous last words go ;P

 

A Hobbit’s Walking Tale by fogisbeautiful

• Miles Walked This Month (July 31st-Sept 24th ):  97.2 miles
• Total Miles Walked: 1183.3 miles
• Milestones Reached: Still walking around the Edge of Mirkwood

“[Bilbo] had many hardships and adventures before he got back. The Wild was still the Wild, and there were many other things in it in those days besides goblins; but he was well guided and well-guarded-the wizard was with him, and Beorn for much of the way-and he was never in great danger again.”

~The Hobbit, Chapter 18: The Return Journey

 

Oh my god, I AM STILL WALKING AROUND MIRKWOOD!!!

Not anymore, Bilbo. I swear to god, I take a month off and I’m still wandering around this god-forsaken piece of…land.

…and I would like to get AWAY from the damn thing as soon as possible. Seriously, my god.

Hopefully we’ll be free of it next month. Stay tuned!